Oswaldo Fired

The cook saw him, said,
"Put it back."
Oswaldo said,
"Mind your own business, it's not your hotel."
The cook said,
"Put it back or I'll tell Chef."
Oswaldo said,

The cook told Chef.
Chef told Personnel.
Personnel called Oswaldo down
and asked,
"Did you take the caviar?"
Oswaldo said,
"Yes, I took it."
fired him.

All he had to say was
We're a union shop.
They could
have only
written him

Stephen Williamson