Funny Thing at the Factory
Without a "fare-thee-well" or "Geronimo!" some guy jumps in a vat. Bobs up steaming and plump, smelling like a T-bone. Tried it first with an apple? Everybody's got to go sometime. He was smiling when we fished him out. Pretty as a doll. The boss was mad as heck. Well -- it's a free country. Something worse would have killed him? Everybody's got to go somehow.